ponding

To admire ones own image

On video, in shop windows, listening to recordings of self and getting stuck in front of mirrors - like Narcissus looking at himself in the pond, but with a 21st century twist. i.e.: Jonathan spent ages ponding in Selfridges' window.

by Kafka129 December 29, 2006

poonwing

A loose, floppy vagina. Usally belonging to a hoe or old woman.

1.Man i thought I was getting some nice poontang at the club last night but it turned out to be a poonwing.

2. That poonwing is to wide for my junk.

by applesryummy May 3, 2009

pounding the puppies

Another variation of "f'in the dog".

Honestly, if that is all you got done in 5 hours you don't have to say another word. It's obvious you were pounding the puppies while I was gone.

lazy procrastination

by TheBigCanucklehead March 12, 2015

Pounding

To do shots of hard liquor

Man, how come you ain't pounding any tonight?

by The Gunslinger April 8, 2004

Puddle Pounding

When you Spread a girl/man butt cheeks therfore revealing her butt hole, Then dribbling some piss inside the BOWL that is her ass hole, It looks like a puddle, then you take the head of your penis and smack the puddle as a little kid would jump in a puddle.

John came home the other night and walked in on his son Puddle Pounding his Girlfriend.

by Andrew Stark November 15, 2006

horse pounding

1. to consume a lot of alcohol quickly
2. to bang out a chick very hard

"I was horse pounding beers last night and got fucked up real bad"

"I horse pounded this dime piece from behind last night"

by Chris Mihm Groupie February 5, 2008

ass pounding

1) when the pitcher of a gay couple has rough anal sex with the catcher.

"Ryan gave Timmie such a good ass pounding last night, he bled for 2 days!"

by JFH July 25, 2006