poonwing
1.Man i thought I was getting some nice poontang at the club last night but it turned out to be a poonwing.
2. That poonwing is to wide for my junk.
2. That poonwing is to wide for my junk.
poonwing by applesryummy May 3, 2009
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Pooning
The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.
Pooning by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014
pooning
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
pooning by The Poon King March 11, 2008
Pooning
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.
supplement for viagra.
PoonKing
A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'
This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.
This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.
PoonKing by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009
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reindeer pooning by Kperg December 26, 2009
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