poofy

1 with homosexual tendencies widely used in central scotland

billy:what you up to poofy
jackson:not bad been up all night getting my ass pounded

by sean1984 October 13, 2007

Poob

When one cums all over themselves in bed and falls asleep before they can clean it up

Ah shit, my mom saw the aftermath of a midnight poob and now she won't look me in the eyes

by Mystery Meats January 9, 2021

Poobic Punch

n. A scenario in which you punch someone in the balls that they shit themselves.

He was being a fagtoast so I gave him a poobic punch he won't soon forget.

by Thor November 2, 2004

Poobaloo

Poobaloo is shit made by a bear who appeared in the Jungle Book.

Stay away from the poobaloo, young man!

Eegghhh... that smells like poobaloo!

by jonycestmoi April 6, 2008

Poobes

Pubic hair of the anus. The hair that grows around the buttocks and sometimes gets feces caught in it.Mainly found on men and hairy ladys

I shaved my poobes because i wanted a rim-job from your mumma or Oh no i have shit stuck in my poobes.

by Thepoobsguy August 31, 2009

pooey bum hole

a situation when an evacuation of gas from the bottom releases small but significantly muddy quantity of poo

'oh dear ive just guffed i now have a pooey bum hole ' exclaimed mary.

by bumholio October 8, 2005

poobating

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

by Kieron M May 24, 2008