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The Polish Chance

To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.
Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.
by TheRosterHasLanded November 12, 2011
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Polish Roulette

A version of Russian Roulette played with 100% chance of the first shot firing a round.

Other variants of this game involve lethal amounts of drugs in a cup rather than guns.
Heath Ledger played Polish Roulette with pills.
by DanteStorms July 22, 2009
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polishing mirrors

The act of two women rubbing their vagina's against each other
The two lesbians were polishing mirrors for hours.
by baron67 October 20, 2006
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black nail polish

Black nail polish, has been predominantly used in the goth culture, it was mainly a goth thing and also used by some rock and rollers "kiss", nowadays this trend is changing and just about everyone is using black nail polish so its no longer just a goth thing, it has become a trend. Black nail polish accentuates skin colour and makes you stand out, it can also be quite empowering, and give one a don't mess with them look!
I bought some black nail polish yesterday, it looks great against my skin tone.
by bambus10 December 9, 2008
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Polish Car Wash

A group of friends get together and target the outcast of the group by diverting his attention then take turns urinating and defecating all over his vehicle. Special attention is paid to glass surfaces, door handles, and fresh air intake. Plausible deniability comes into play when the friend returns to find his car dripping with urine and covered in unintelligible messages written in poo. The group unanimously blames the mess on the neighbors service monkey.
Dude, looks like you just got a Polish Car Wash. Who did you piss off and how you gonna clean that turd out from under the door handle?
by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012
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Polish

Being from the nation of Poland.
That polish guy kicked you irish ass.
by Calvin Defson November 14, 2003
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polish menage trois

When two of the people watch
Pete's grandma and uncle walked in on him masturbating and watched in horror. Pete yelled "get out of here, this isn't a polish menage trois!"
by Arnold B. Wally March 17, 2008
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