Legendary Pokemons

Gender-less creatures that cannot breed with dittos. Awesome power, but can't damn breed. Probably virgins but some have a certain gender. Humans capture them into small capsules for fun and then use them for battle and nearly kill them over and over just for their entertainment.

Kid: I have every Legendary Pokemons ever made!

Kid 2: Hacker dick.

by mystareeh June 2, 2011

Pokémon Machine

Purchasing a Nintendo device with the sole purpose of using it only for Pokemon games.

You: Yo let's battle!
Friend: Let me grab my Pokémon machine!

by Nigabytes June 16, 2015

piemont comunity charter

a hell like school where your sole dies

i have to go to hell aka piemont comunity charter

by jalyn270 October 5, 2016

Pokemon suicide master

Someone that is so fixated on their phone playing Pokemon GO that they are more likely to walk straight into in intersection without looking and get decked by a bus than to catch a rare pokemon. Some people consider this an evolutionary step to weed out the stupid people of the world.

That pokemon suicide master just ran into the middle of that busy road without looking.

by Jonno2hill July 19, 2016

Pokemon Brick Bronze

Pokemon brick bronze was a role-playing video game released in 2015 on ROBLOX. It was not affiliated with the Pokémon media franchise. It was removed from the platform in April 2018 by administrators, reportedly after copyright concerns were raised by Nintendo. At its height, the game was regularly reaching tens of thousands of concurrent users. Pokemon Brick Bronze was one of many Pokémon games on ROBLOX, though it was widely considered the most extensive. The game's graphics were mostly a 3D block-style consistent with most games on ROBLOX, though the Pokémon were each represented by 3DS models in a pixel art style.

Me: wanna play pokemon brick bronze?
Friend: Sure, that game is really fun! would suck if it got taken down..

by pizzaturkeyboom January 13, 2021

peemo

a emo often found in ponds or other small bodies of water It's can be used as an insult This came from the Holy Text known as the Jesus leaflet

person 1: yo You are such a peemo I can tell because your hair is all greasy from the algae

person 2: nah, your a fucken Skeemo

by the singing Raven March 4, 2022

pokemon

Once a very popular TV Show, Card game and video game which I myself was quite a fan of at the time. The TV Show and Card game sort of fizzled out after Poke'mon had had its time but the games were very good and they still exist to day. Of course I'm always seeing new card series's being brought out and am occasionally mildy interested because the artwork on some of the cards was rather good. In fact the card game was very popular and a lot of fights broke out about people not trading fairly and people even resorted to stealing others cards but I knew it had all gotten out of hand when at my first school they had people to watch over the swapping of Poke'mon cards and advising people on good swaps. Eventually most schools banned Poke'mon cards (and any others for that matter). So, when they began bringing out all those new Poke'mon and card sets it got a bit boring. So all in all the original Poke'mon cards, games and possibly the TV series was a rather good achievement but it never managed to keep a lot of fans after a few years, but, of course there are still dedicated Poke'mon fans all over the world.

When Poke'mon was cool:

Person 1: Whoa look I got this Japanese import of Venusaur!

Person 2: Oh well cool! Swap it for my shiny Clefairy!?

Person 1: No way!

by Craig January 21, 2005