Queer Piece

A wireless cell phone headset or earpiece. Usually used in conjunction with “that guy” who is constantly wearing a wireless earpiece.

Damn it John take off that Queer Piece! I can never tell if you’re on the phone or if you’re talking to me!

by The Laughing Man EJP January 1, 2008

pieces of shit

Inconsiderate self righteous person/s who falsely believe theirs is the only life that matters.

Loud hedge trimming neighbors at 7AM on a Sunday classify as pieces of shit!

by sharmaV May 26, 2008

Shitty Place

A place that is generally speaking, "shitty".
A shitty place is usually one or all of:
Drug Ridden.
Crime Ridden.
Decay ridden.
Corrupt government ridden.
Over ran by terrorists.
Over ran by zombies.
Radioactive.
Toxic.
Has A Bizarre Culture.
Trailer Parks.

"I have not been to Rexdale since I was a kid, damn shame that is such a shitty place now. The only businesses that are open are the local dope dealers."

by $hIti0T June 13, 2014

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

placeholder boyfriend

A boyfriend who is just there to satisfy the need for having a boyfriend.

i.e. someone who is fulfilling short-term needs in your life, but for whom you don't see a long-term purpose.

Eh, he's just a placeholder boyfriend in my life. I hate sleeping alone.

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I don't get fazed when I'm into a girl who has a boyfriend. I always just assume that he's a placeholder boyfriend, and that she'll dump him once she finds someone real.

by Philosophistry April 5, 2009

Pieceage

Pieceage(Peee.Saige) is a term used when great joy comes out from the bottom of your stomach when you know there are enough available resources to go on a mission and get a piece.

Stoner 1: Hey man! How much money do you have?
Stoner 2: 80...Why?
Stoner 1: Cause I have 20...Let's go get a Hundred...
Stoner 2: Pieceage!

by Rihaz April 26, 2008

pieceofandy

The ultimate and lowest form of laziness, often resulting in chronic sleep habits and/or masturbation. Prolonged pieceofandy can also lead to inability to socialize and reversal of the urethra. Denial excuses include "I had to shovel my driveway" and "I'm too tired to smoke weed". Short term effects include douchiness

Your such a pieceofandy!

Hey andy, your a douche bag

by The hornshoer March 6, 2009