Plank

To plank is to poop on something out of the ordinary.

I just planks that piece of wood and sent it down the stream for other to enjoy.

Jeff was such dick last night when I was here so I planked his grill that asshole.

by mrdavidc May 26, 2011

Planked

Being forced to walk the plank.

John Williams, a pirate aged 34, was planked.

by john_williams_a.pirate February 11, 2020

Planking

Planking is lying face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the plank, your legs must remain straight and together with toes pointed. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and with fingers pointed.
Planking is to occur in everyday locations, on everyday items and a photo of the plank needs to be taken.

'Hey man, what are you doing lying on top of that tractor'
"I am planking dude, It's rad!'

by Toki90 May 20, 2011

Planking

Planking, which involves somebody lying flat on their stomach in unusual or different environments. Very popular in Australia.

Dude, check out that flag pole..

PLANKING TIME BBY!

by Adam_Has_Gherkin_Bewbs May 15, 2011

Planking

Where someone lies as straight as a plank with hands and legs parallel with the body on random objects, fences, buildings, signposts, etc trying to get the coolest pics for facebook.

Mate, he wasn't balancing, he was planking.

by L0Wee May 15, 2011

Planking

To lay rigid, face down with arms by your side.
More points awarded for difficulty of location and risk involved.

Planking- Laying down rigidly on the top of a sign post.

by Ue00 May 14, 2011

planking

verb (infinitive)

The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.

Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"

The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."

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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"

by alexman91 May 12, 2011