keto pint

When someone isn’t even fully committed to their fad diet, but doesn’t let that get in the way of lecturing others about how life-changing it is.
He spent all day going on about his healthy eating, before washing it all down with a keto pint or ten.
by DwaynePipes March 30, 2021
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pint of dicks

Literally a measurement of wriggling, dismembered male genitalia. Preferably served in a pint glass.
Go drink a pint of dicks Sharon!
by JustJohnXCIV February 01, 2018
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perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in
by AK41 December 18, 2017
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Pint Pong

A game that combines the skill of ping pong and the fun of drinking pints. Players place their pints on the table and engage in a game of ping pong, but aim to get it in the opponents pint. If it goes in, they neck it, if it hits the rim they drink 2 fingers. If the there is a clean catch off the rim, the player who hit it drinks 4 fingers.
"Fancy coming over for pre-drinks? There will be Pint Pong!"
"I'm there!"
by Pint Pong October 30, 2015
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appies and pints

Appetizers (snack/finger foods) and pints (of ale or beer) usually offered in a pub/tavern.
To celebrate their anniversary, Jimmy's Pub is offering their appies and pints special two hours early!
by Babblefingers June 02, 2017
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Pint Protector

Someone who is always seen holding his pint, afraid to leave it on a table or bar counter for whatever reason. Also common in many party photographs.
I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.
by James the Paranoid Android November 01, 2009
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pint size

Not appealing unless being spoken about children,

pint size also is an insult of magnitude when used on or referring to Adults. and or adolescents.

unless being used humorously
That lady "pint size" I don't like that.

Look at your little "pint sized" self (referring and speaking to a child or a animal)
by UnoYoko February 12, 2022
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