pansexual

screaming and confusion because everyone is hot welp

1: "Yo, what are they doing over there?"
2: "Oh, don't worry, they are pansexual, this is completly normal."
Pansexual Person: *screams*

by fairylightsandpride October 18, 2019

Pineapple juice

What you give your boi so it gives his cum a sweeter taste when you have sex.

Dude 1: Drink this
Dude 2: Y?
Dude 1: JUST DO IT
Dude 2: ok *drinks*

*ONE MINUTE LATER*

Dude 2: OH FUCK I'M GONNA CUM!
*Dude 1 swallows cum*
Dude 1: Delicious.
Dude 2: Now I see why you gave me that pineapple juice!

by da_wick3d_boi96 August 27, 2018

pineapple express

A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.

Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?

by DR. DEL ONE January 19, 2008

pineapple apple pen

a dumn ass person that says that stuff

hi i am a pineapple apple pen

by supmotherfuckers November 10, 2016

Pineapple

Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Ready?

Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!

HA,HA,HA,HA

Nobody:

SpongeBob: I live in a pineapple

by RyanFranzen February 18, 2019

Pincey

An adjective describing something that is very small.

It only costs a pincey amount of money.

by Pince February 20, 2014

pineapple pizza

The subject of many debates on the internet. Some consider pineapple pizza the vilest thing in existence; others love it.

“Can I get some pineapple pizza, please?”
“Hell no!”

by coyotedomino March 2, 2018