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Rusty Pinocchio

when some one stands over a person who is passed out or sleeping , and proceed to hover over them while tickling the nose with their butt hair and/or asshole.
I went to this hotel party and this drunk girl was passed out so i decided to give her a Rusty Pinocchio while everyone watched and laughed.
by FRISCOSHAKAB*TCH May 19, 2010
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GO-pilot

A car passenger who plays Pokémon GO for the driver. A good GO-pilot will nab every worthwhile Pokémon that the driver passes as well as every Pokéstop.
I was driving around with my GO-pilot and he caught three dratinis for me! I'm gonna evolve up to a Dragonite in no time.
by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016
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Cock Pilot

One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.
That Ron sure is quite the Cock Pilot.
by Days1 July 9, 2020
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infinite pinocchio theorem

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.
Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!
by burtmack December 24, 2021
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fighter pilots thumbs

the hardening of the female nipple when subjected to cold weather, resulting in her studs resembling fighter pilot thumbs
'shes got nips like fighter pilots thumbs ya cunt'
by paddy farrell September 26, 2004
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The Pinocchio

The Pinocchio- You must first place your balls over the victims eyes like you would for the arabian goggles. The next part is crucial and the most difficult you must get and erection and put it over the recipients nose giving the allusion that his nose is long and hard.
Tom-"Did you see that picture? my nose looks quite long when I sleep on my badk"

Nick-"That wasn't your nose you idiot you that was my erection, I gave you The Pinocchio.
by uptown girl April 23, 2009
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Helicopter Pilots

The act of two lesbian woman scissoring each other. When in the act, it looks like the rotary blades of a helicopter. Making them, helicopter pilots.
Greg: “hey, do you think those two are gay?”
Bryan: “bro, they are definitely helicopter pilots”
by Fire Birds January 25, 2021
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