Fan Room Picasso

The act of jerking off in multiple places in the fan room of a nuclear submarine. The arcing loads of jizz splashing on the ventilation equipment creating works of abstract expressionism. The Picasso reference was due to the boxy nature of the equipment in the fan room and Picasso’s cubism period.

Little sailor Billy is a fan room Picasso during field day. Better steer clear or you could lose an eye.

by wet poncho villa June 15, 2021

Rusty Picasso

When you wipe your shit stained dick and a chicks back like a paint brush

“ Last night I raw dogged a chicks ass, when I pulled out I had shit on my dick, so I gave her a Rusty Picasso.”

by Spicy Cholula October 9, 2020

Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.

Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...

by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021

hot Picasso

A sexual act depicting any one of Picasso’s many great works of art (i.e., “Bull’s Head” or “Massacre in Korea”)

(up to interpretation)

I gave her a hot Picasso.

by Uncle.Tito.Time January 30, 2018

Picasso Pussy

Ratchet hoes caked up in make up

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro, I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy

by palbopicasso June 28, 2016

Picasso Pussy

Ratchet hoes caked up in make up

Would you fuck Jessica?

Hell nah bro, I saw her in the powl today, straight Picasso Pussy

by palbopicasso June 28, 2016

Picasso Shits

When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.

“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”

“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”

by Picassopoo April 20, 2020