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JUUL In My Pocket Grades Go SkyRocket

All the A++++ nerds have A JUUL in their pocket
Me:Brudda u r so smart how?
Friend: Oh it’s because of my JUUL
Friend: JUUL IN MY POCKET GRADES GO SKYROCKET
by Reeeeelord April 3, 2018
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Hot pocket burn

When you heat a hot pocket but do not wait 2 minutes before eating and the lava like cheese rushes into your mouth burning your throat and mouth for a week.Easily one of the most horrible burns in your life.
Jim- man i got a mad hot pocket burn
-bob-see i told you to wait 2 minutes
by The French Tickler21 June 19, 2010
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pocket Washingtons

One-dollar bills.
Man, I'm just playing poker tonight but with all these pocket Washingtons it looks like I'm going to a strip joint.
by nznator August 31, 2009
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pocket slap

When you reach with your right hand into your left pocket and proceed to pull a backhand out of your pocket.

Usually done when you tell a person that you have something for them in your pocket and they think its a present or something.
Hey Alfonso I have something for you.

Really?

Ya hold on a sec.......Bam!! Pocket slap bizznatch!!!
by Zygorff October 31, 2009
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Pocket Condom

A condom that has been in your pocket for a very long time. Very compressed and looks like you've sat on it for 20 days. Only used in emergency's.
"I almost had to use that nasty pocket condom, but I found a black gas station condom thank god."
by Dierks Olgensen May 3, 2010
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Pocket Jelly

A reference to semen inside a male's pants or shorts that results from a close encounter with a stripper (lap dance) or other exciting moment that resulted in one "jizzing in their pants". Usually leaves a wet spot visible from outside the clothing, and can often be felt inside the pockets.
As in "Wow, that girl was so hot! I just dropped a pound of pocket jelly thinking of her!"
by bazzr July 30, 2010
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pocketcock

a hard object in your pocket (a cell phone, ipod etc.) that shows the outline in your pocket.
wow, that guy definitley has a pocketcock (looking at the guys pocket)
by bdubbs10 August 6, 2010
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