hold-a-phobia 

Common mental condition pertaining to a person who refuses to sell a stock on the stock exchange because he or she thinks it will go up in price. Usually a person suffering from hold-a-phobia has full control of the condition and can stop it at any time by simply selling the stock and taking the days gains. Hold-a-phobic tendencies develop usually when others around them are actively trading and taking the days gains; i.e. day-trading.

Doctor Franco diagnosed Francisco with a severe case of hold-a-phobia, because Francisco refuses to sell he 300 shares of Las Vegas Sands.

hold-a-phobia by MR. Dow Jones June 1, 2009

Draco-fan-Phobia 

Being afraid of Draco Malfoy stans. Terrified of them

Some Draco stans were saying Malfoy is better than Harry, they're kind of terrifying
You probably have Draco-Fan-Phobia

Draco-fan-Phobia by SimpForHarryPotter December 29, 2020

Fema-hydroxo-peroxy-mamma-magna-phobia 

Fear of bottle blondes with large breasts.

I'm housebound with Fema-hydroxo-peroxy-mamma-magna-phobia and fear to go outside in case I run into one of them.

Fema-hydroxo-peroxy-mamma-magna-phobia by Dannysierra38 July 10, 2010

luposlipo phobia 

the fear of being chased around a kitchen table, on newly waxed floors by timber wolves

oh your god, i suffer from luposlipo phobia don't make me get chased.... around a kitchen table... etc

luposlipo phobia by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007

Mac-o-phobia

Used to describe those who fear and can't stand Macintosh and cannot in most cases be in the same room as said operating system. Being near a Mac may cause shivering, heavy breathing and eventual fainting. There is, at the moment no known cure for Mac-o-phobia though being near other operating systems like Windows or Linux does seem to lessen the symtoms though is in no means a cure. Though Mac-o-Phobia is rare due the large amount of Windows operating systems, sufferers are becoming more common as Macs market share has begun to grow. Clearly more research on the phobia is needed.

Unfortunatly Heather had Mac-o-phobia and fainted in the edit suite.

Mac-o-phobia by James Sedarati July 30, 2008

Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia 

The fear of having a Big Mac attack and not being able to sexually satisfy the Big Mac. So you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the Big Mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. I mean come on, where both adults here, if you don't want to be here then we should just call it off right now.....
I Love you Big Mac.

Jim looked up from his Fillet-O-Fish with longful eyes as Grimace finished off his Big Mac. Jim had never eaten a Big Mac for fear of suffering from Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia by Buck Futter September 24, 2006

Cleric-Phobia 

One who not only has a phobia he/she is afraid of, nut one who would kill themselves rather than to deal with their phobia.

Aurophobia: fear of Gold. (Cleric-AuroPhobia: FUCK GOLD!!IM DYING!). Cleric-Phobia

AntloPhobia: Fear of floods. (Cleric-AntloPhobia: Id rather shoot myself then to sake a bath.)

Cleric-Phobia by Vikt3r May 24, 2006