Polishing the wood

A Euphemism for masturbation

guy 1:hey you watch that porno i gave you last nite
guy 2:ye i was polishing the wood wathcing it

by cheese-knee March 5, 2008

french polishing

UK prostitute slang for a blow job.

by everybody got footloose June 12, 2003

Plathing

A new trend similar to planking in which one goes around and sticks his or her head in random ovens while a friend takes a photograph of the event. This is usually done in honor of the late poet Sylvia Plath who famously committed suicide by sticking her head in an oven. Hipsters do this to be ironic.

"Pssh planking was so last summer. Plathing is way more ironic and now!"- Some stupid hipster

by hipsterexterminator December 30, 2011

Phlarping

The act of making involuntary noises by having another person blow into your mouth. The mouths must have an air tight seal (a la CPR) for a phlarp to take place. The sound is best described as gorilla-esque.

Man, Susie and I were making out and all of a sudden we started phlarping!

by bunkylady April 20, 2010

plasting

When you're high & drink as fuck, then go to fuck your bf/gf. Then wake up in the morning and you fucked your goat.

hey dude, I was so fucked last night I fucked my host thinking it was my misses. I was plasting

by mrHecticMotherfuker October 5, 2020

polishing the buddha

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Polishing Light Bulbs

To do an activity other then the one you should or need to be doing due to a general feeling of malaise.

Cleaning your room instead of doing you course work.

by Robert Oldham November 24, 2003