Jake Phelps 

Jake Phelps is an absolute legend in skateboard history (1962-2019) and was the editor in chief of Thrasher magazine and also picked the skater of the year every year before he passed away. Jake is known for his love and passion for skateboarding and being 100% skater with no kids or wife, just skating and being 100% committed on a board whether he made it or not. "If skateboarding ever gets too scary for you then you were never meant to skate in the first place". There is so much more to say about this man but ill be wasting time. Go fucking skate!!!! Hell Ride

Skater 1: this dude gnarly who the fuck is he?
Skater 2: he's the legendary Jake Phelps, editor for Thrasher.
Skater 1: he's gnaaaaarrrrly dude, he makes me want to go skate Burnside

Jake Phelps by SWIFT LOCS 4 LIFE August 7, 2019

Getting my Phelps on 

A slightly discreeter way of saying to smoke from a large, classy bong, such as Michael Phelps.

*knock Knock
"what are you guys up to in there?"
"Getting my Phelps on. go away."

Getting my Phelps on by Another Dusty-Foot Philosopher April 26, 2009

Golden Phelps 

A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.

Man, I smoked up some Golden Phelps last night, and damn was I trippin'.

Golden Phelps by life_of_party March 8, 2009

Michael Phelps 

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.

Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.

Michael Phelps by yardcows October 30, 2008

Michael Phelps 

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

Michael Phelps by formerfatboys February 9, 2009

pulling a phelps 

Referring to when Michael Phelps was caught on camera smoking a bong; when someone acts/does something crazy or stupid

Joe: I can't believe Fred went out with that chick!

George: I know! He must've been pulling a phelps that night.

pulling a phelps by swim4life July 31, 2009

michael phelps 

(noun) To win by a one-hundredth of a second at something

Kid 1: "man, i just won my 100-meter race by 1/100 of a second!"

Kid 2: "you just pulled a michael phelps!"

michael phelps by billybobjoerocks April 26, 2009