some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante

a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner

"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"

by crovelium January 1, 2022

penissilitis

-(adjective) the uncomfortable, yet exciting, feeling of inflammation in the ejaculatory duct after masturbation or sexual intercourse
-(verb) pouring a flammable substance onto a penis and proceeding to set it on fire

-Alan had immense penissilitis after his sexy time.
-J.B. conducted penissilitis on his x-girlfriend's new guy.
-Penissilitis makes Katie want to be a boy.

by teddy at ku September 16, 2007

penisee

Having the quailities of a penis or wiener.

The shape of that handle is very penisee.

by BuddyBuddyBuddy January 15, 2008

Penisless syndrome

when one man has no penis, it is also classified as a woman. all people are supposed to be born with penises, but none is attached when born.

Jack Black- "Oh that Jacob (from twilight) dude, yeah he has penisless syndrome"

Max Vorheis-"oh... that explains alot..."

by Jackisbeast August 6, 2011

penislessness

The state of being without a penis.

I curse you with penislessness! You and all your children, and your children's children for a thousand generations, will be cursed with penislessness! And Vishnu will beat you with his many arms. Very fast.
You mean they'll be women?
Shut up. I curse you.

by PervinMervin February 24, 2011

Penised

1. to dominate one's tasks
2. to defeat convincingly

1. Sentence: I really penised that test
2. Sentence: Team A penised Team B; the game was never close.

by Daddy_1 April 14, 2010

penisenvy

the reservation of a penis (big and throbbing) by a female, normaly a lesbian.

i have so much penisenvy.

by gato69 January 6, 2008