Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.

"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.

by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010

Articles

Articles AR-tuh-kleez n. The Greek god who protects all paper and printed documents stored within the Clouds around Mt. Olympus.

Thanks to the power of Articles, I never have to worry about Titans wiping out my important documents.

by DrD4zzl3 December 10, 2012

parties

An excuse for kids to gather sketchily in someones basement, backyard, or parents living room drinking hard alcohol out of clear water bottles (as if people can't figure out that they aren't sipping Evian). There ofcourse are the regulars at every party. Theres always atleast 3 girls crying, the really high kid, the drunk girl everyones trying to control, the cracked out kids who sit on the couch in a daze, and the nerds who try really hard to blend in. Theres only like 5 really good parties a year becuase in Fairfield County kids prefer to either sit at the party talking about how gay it is or sit at home imagining how gay it would have been. Becuase they're too cool to take the risk of being at a "gay party".

-DUDE, DID YOU GO TO THAT PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT!?!

-I HEARD IT WAS GAY

-YEA....I GUESS IT KINDA WAS....

by Bri Bri August 3, 2005

Xbox Live Parties

Once you get 6 people its already hell on earth.

Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH

Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna April 19, 2021

pecticles

A term used to describe a male with large or otherwise strangely formed pectoral muscles that may resemble female breasts or other genitalia of either the male or female variety.

"Hey, look at that fat guy over there. He's got moobs."
"Nah man, those aren't moobs.. those are pecticles."

by CrispyKC July 23, 2009

I bet you're fun at parties

A retort against someone who takes a fun conversation way too seriously, to the point their very presence is a buzzkill.

Normal guy: I expected nothing and I still feel let down, lol. Couldn't have been any worse, right?!

Buzzkill: That you were let down means you had some expectations. It's impossible otherwise.

Normal guy: I bet you're fun at parties.

by R487 June 27, 2022

God Particle

A particle that has evaded the scientists at Geneva. No one knows what it is because no one has seen it.

Scientist: This LHC is shit, I cannot find the fabled God Particle.

by TeddyRobbear September 15, 2011