Pitching Loaves

To take large dump or excret a massive amount of feces.

Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.

by Badams March 14, 2006

Partington

1. Another Definition for "Dirty Bitch"

2. Someone who could steal your heart with a single glance.

Person A: Hey look at that dirty bitch!

Person B: Stop swearing in public, But yes I do see that Partington.

by smileteethfirst December 6, 2010

Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).

I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)

by GentleRapist December 17, 2010

pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010

Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017