Mud Packer

An individual into scat play. One that perfers to eat a dirty ass and enjoys a little tangy ring juice. Akin to a cosmetic mud pack, a Mud Packer enjoys a little brown matter smeared upon the face.

Carl always enjoyed picking up the local meth whores for sex. They always offered him the dirty ass he enjoyed performing analingus on from going weeks without a bathing. His fetish as a Mud Packer were always satisfied.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

tard parker

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.

If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.

by improviduto August 26, 2005

Peter Parker Syndrome

Being brilliant but lazy.

I could have gottn an A if I didn't suffer from Peter Parker Syndrome.

by DarkElite777 December 31, 2007

Peter Parker

A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana

"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."

by Kashmando January 2, 2012

Reverse Parkers

/noun/: The douche bags who insists on backing into a parking space, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. Never mind that it inconveniences EVERYONE else around them.

"Look, it's one of those idiot Reverse Parkers. How much time did that dumbass just take to get that spot?"
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."

by serenity450 February 28, 2010

Parkering

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.

The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.

by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018

pizza parker

The man who won't eat his vegetables EVER!!!!!
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.

Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.

by VeeREx February 2, 2018