pwn

Power own, uber own, defeat or overpower.

I pwned your mom on Halo 2 last night.

by Trevor Davila May 21, 2006

pwn

A different word for 'owned' that mostly people with dodgy keyboards use.

'The 7 foot cow just pwned my Mum'

by Bert Reynolds September 6, 2004

pwn

very gay word nerds use to describe a situation of master and slave. THE MASTER owns THE SLAVE, the winner PWNS the loser.

oh my god i am godlike, i headshot you, you just got pwned!

by supernerd May 13, 2005

pwns

Slang term to say F***ing owns. (Phucking Owns)

That guy doesn't just OWN the stage, he PWNs it.
Scott was just lost the fight; Mike PWNs him now

by MJM1988 September 18, 2006

pwn

To completely and utterly defeat, either verbally, mentally, or physically, an opponent beyond the mental realm of loss.

Dude, I totally pwned you at tennis yesterday.

by Two Shots May 13, 2005

pwn

To be seperated from own or ownage. It is overkill. Simply known as power own, power ownage. Complete and total domination over another character or mob(monster).

Damn we pwned that monster.

by psumek November 26, 2004

pwn

The act of unverbal consideration of a subject of disaffected control, i.e. the quasmic qualities of nuclear hygerophysical substances.

Hi, I wear popped collars, skateboard (but I think I'm cool because I say "skate"), pretend I smoke a lot of weed, and obsessively create YouTube videos of everyone in my life doing stupid shit no one else thinks is funny.

Ohhhhh you got pwned so badlyyyyyyy! lolz

by Pseudoshithead January 4, 2010