Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.

Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!

by Tanner J. Linares. January 9, 2011

Promstitution

When you pay someone to go to prom with you

I got arrested last week for promstitution...I paid a man to go to prom with me...turns out the man was a cop

by Kuraful September 14, 2015

prostitutilicous

An adjective to describe something as prostitute like without offending someone.

Sarah: Damn girl, those shorts are looking pretty prostitutilicous
Emma: Thanks, I try

by Zoë Strong February 5, 2017

Prostipation

The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.

Taco Cabana's crispy chicken gordita is a well known cause of prostipation.

by Squatch111 November 11, 2017

ProstiTutor

Someone who thot it was a good idea to teach prostitutes how to be a better professional prostitute.

I get paid 1 dollar an hour for being a ProstiTutor

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPeeWee October 25, 2018

Prostitutor

An individual with experience in the escorting business, who takes new or younger escorts under their wing to show them the ropes. Origin: A composite word derived from the English words prostitute and tutor.

“My prostitutor taught me to clip the string off of a tampon and push it to the back so I can still work on my period.”

by TheDictionaryOG May 6, 2020

Prostipation

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.

Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation

by i am prostipating September 4, 2023