Dude, if you're gonna jerk off somewhere, do it on porn-hub instead of here. do you realize you've come to A dictionary site to get sexual satisfaction? log off, and find your stepsister.

Todd: can you help me get out of the wheelchair Kyle?
Kyle: FUCK OFF I'M BEATING IT TO THIS HOT BLONDE BITCH!
Todd: ugh, he watching porn again. (And to think he feeds me with his hands)

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A way to kill five minutes. Possibly even less.

I think I've gone far enough xD
But it said I should include the word porn.

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A way to sexually gratify oneself without the risk of catching sexually transmitted viruses. The only viruses you have to worry about are the ones your computer gets which have a 100% cure rate compared to STDS.

God I love porn. I don't have to worry about some bitch giving me HIV. The only viruses I have to worry about are computer viruses which have a 100% cure rate. I cannot beat that!!!

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God's gift to the world.

and God said, "Let there be happiness", and there was porn

Porn by J_E_S_U_S June 29, 2008

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