poison chalice

To receive something that seems fantastic or a real opportunity at first, but ultimately ends up sucking or causing damage to the recipient.

Joey passed the ball straight to Tim in front of goal microseconds before Tim was spear tackled by six defenders rendering him unconscious. Joey really passed him the Poison Chalice!

by Too much make up. October 13, 2015

Cerebral Poison

1: A brain corrupting plauge that infects the mind and steals all reality.
2:A death metal band (the best in the world) from up north of england.

1: Wow, did you hear the new 'Cerebral Poison' song.
2:'Cerebral Poison' RULE!!!!!

by a guy with great taste in music March 26, 2003

Durban poison

Probably the strongest weed you will ever have heard of, smoked, eaten, or whatever, you can't go wrong with that sh!t!

the good strain has a red tinge to the leaves, and the slightly cr@ppier version has a brown tinge. they are both insanely strong, and are grown in South Africa, the best country in the world

dude : Oh man, that Durban poison sure was good...

dude2 : ...

dude : hello?

dude2 : ...

by Ih8ppl April 19, 2005

Boner Poison

A substance, image, situation, or thought that destroys an otherwise steadfast boner.

Man, I was messing around with this girl the other night, and for some reason, I thought of the time I saw these two bums fucking in a dumpster and the Boner Poison hit...

by CEGB December 22, 2009

food poisoning

when bad people put bad things into your food and make you sick

"i called in sick because of food poisoning"

by etchasketch November 23, 2003

poison the well

A fucking amazing band that scream lyrics that actually mean something. The song "Nerdy" has a funny twist because its actually a love song, but its screamed.

Poison the Well is the best band I've ever heard.

by LaUrA -- AnDrOmEdA647 on AiM July 21, 2003

Party Poison

Party Poison is the name of gerard way's (singer) character's laser gun that my chemical romance created. When their music video na na na from their most recent albim Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys came out, the names of the character's guns flashed on their faces so everyone started calling the killjoys by their guns names.

party poison helped fight the better living industries.

Party poison, jet star, kobra kid, and fun ghoul fought the S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W/ unit.

by gewn purple December 30, 2011