Planking 

The most stupid thing ever created that actually entertains people

Bill: Hey do u want to plank on that stairwall?
Chris: Nah planking is stupid and gay

Planking by swaggtv1969 July 30, 2011

Planking 

the gayest ass shit. Usually done by dubs and losers.

Who the fuck is planking over there?
oh its just a dub with no friends.

Planking by urbankid102 November 24, 2011

Planking 

The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.

check out that letterbox bro, prime planking

Planking by plankingbouss September 25, 2011

Planking 

The art of lying on your stomach on a pole or an object of similar thiness. Planking can be done anywere. To be an official plank one must have their arms by there sides be facing downwards and legs straight, no holding on.

nothing much probably gonna go planking

Planking by Jlazo September 27, 2011

planking 

Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.

Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!

planking by dcs20120 October 3, 2011

planking 

the act of lying face down, with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces, and then photographing it. Also known as 'the lying down game' in Europe and Japan, and 'extreme lying down' in Australasia.

Hey, did you hear about the guy that fell to his death while planking on a seventh storey balcony?

planking by Spuddy4u October 4, 2011

planking 

Planking is the act of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.

My friends and I were bored this weekend, so Dave grabbed his Nikon and we went planking in strange places all over the city.

planking by ViperGeek October 7, 2011