perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in
by AK41 December 18, 2017
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Pint Dodger

A person who sips the same pint all night and does not understand how rounds of drinks work in a group.
Ronald sipped his pint that i bougth him all night and left me with an empty glass when it was his round! Ronald is a pint dodger...
by rolf harris nistleroy cuba September 3, 2009
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Pint of wrexham

A pint of lager. Mostly said by the older generations who remember when Wrexham produced the majority of lager within the UK. However it should be continued as a symbol of pride in our alcoholic tendencies.
A pint of Wrexham, in fact make that 3, 3 shots of sammy b as well and a packet of crisps. What you having keitho la?
by 2hellas6 September 9, 2009
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Golden Pint

The noble and heroic act of consuming a Pint's worth of spirits in the space of 60 minutes. World-renowned for its role in the completion of operation Dong. The golden pint is known to cause sexual assault when done incorrectly.
"I dont fucking believe this, Ive completed the golden pint"
by Slick operator 123 May 31, 2019
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Pint Protector

Someone who is always seen holding his pint, afraid to leave it on a table or bar counter for whatever reason. Also common in many party photographs.
I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.
by James the Paranoid Android November 1, 2009
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pint size

Not appealing unless being spoken about children,

pint size also is an insult of magnitude when used on or referring to Adults. and or adolescents.

unless being used humorously
That lady "pint size" I don't like that.

Look at your little "pint sized" self (referring and speaking to a child or a animal)
by UnoYoko February 11, 2022
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appies and pints

Appetizers (snack/finger foods) and pints (of ale or beer) usually offered in a pub/tavern.
To celebrate their anniversary, Jimmy's Pub is offering their appies and pints special two hours early!
by Babblefingers June 3, 2017
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