Par Balls Deep

The act of keeping a woman in line by slapping her as if you had Bob Dole's paralyzed right arm.

You: "Woman make me a pie"
Woman: "No"
You: "Dont make me give you some Par Balls Deep in the face"

by Brad Horms August 8, 2008

par-time employee

An employee that cuts the grass at the golf course who, because he works at a golf course, is a scratch golfer.

That guy is a par-time employee, don't bet with him, he'll take you for all you are worth.

by Johnny Sneakers2 October 20, 2008

400 over par

The score of some guy who really sucks at golf.

"Hey, I really suck at golf."

"Yeah? What was your score?"

"400 over par."

"Wow. Go kill yourself, douchebag."

by Fuckfaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee January 12, 2009

Fuck that Par Four

When someone is really against an idea pharse, or auction, by another party or event. Something really bad.

Billy wants to go swiming in the lake but johnny thinks its a bad idea and replies no fuck that par four

by Brendan Griffin August 20, 2008

Three Under Par

A slang term for the 69 sex position, referencing the common score of 72 as even PAR in golf.

I bet that cougar shoots three under par.

Question: How did it go with that girl from the bar last night? Answer: I shot three under...

by JC_77 October 17, 2010

par-four applause

Perfunctory applause motivated by a sense of obligation or politeness rather than from genuine enthusiasm or admiration.

Mary's version of "Killing Me Softly With His Song" generated only par-four applause from the karaoke audience.

by von Trips August 29, 2009

Koon Par-Tay

A party in which only koons are welcome.

Hey, you wanna go to that koon par-tay?

Na im good.

by pokerking January 24, 2010