Sell that ostrich

Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.

It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.

by Scooter December 26, 2005

ostrich

A man with a long skinny physique. An alternative word for lanky.

Tom: That tall brer needs to hit the gym!

James: He's an ostrich fam!

by jmill69 March 11, 2011

Ostrich Years

Major world insatbility and poverty that will lead to the 'trivializing' of TV news' coverage as 'water wars', 'climate wars' would lead all humanity into riots and all-encompassing chaos!

Apocophilia is a name befitting journalists who keep talking about the upcoming 'Ostrich Years' (2008-2012), that would usher the End.

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007

The Ostrich Syndrome

A peculiar condition marked by the person making absolutely nonsensical statements displaying pure stupidity and lack of common sense akin to a ostrich with the head in ground. The person displays a tendency not only to put his foot in the mouth but to never take it out either, repeatedly.

Example of The Ostrich Syndrome

A: "What is the 2012 about anyway?"
B: "Its about a prophecy that the world will end in 2012"
A: " OMG!! We have only 1 year to live!!"

A: You like The Beatles?
B: Ya. I do listen to them.
A: Want to go for the Beatles concert next weekend?
B: ? Who is performing? Where? When? How?
A: The Beatles. They are on an India tour right!
B: OMG

by Bond_James_Bond November 25, 2009

ostracize

An exercise program for ostriches.

Carl the ostrich ordered his ostracizing tapes off of an infomercial he saw last Tuesday.

by Compton Computer Salesman April 10, 2005

ostrichicize

To bury one's head in the sand, to be oblivious of. To refuse to pay attention to; disregard.

See, Cheese, now the verb ostrichisize is referenced on an internet dictionary.

by Guillaume February 9, 2005

fair ostrich

someone who tries to play it fair, but basically sticks his head in the sand while doing it.

someone who obliquely references a really nasty deed without nailing it head on, ignoring the obvious

Come on don't play fair ostrich. The guy made an ass of himself and you know it.

by pumpkin.head September 15, 2009