opportunibate

When you masturbate, not because you're horny, but because it's the only chance you'll have all day.

I had only 5 free minutes this morning so I decided to opportunibate.

by CultPhenomenon December 29, 2016

opposing bases

1. A term used to describe the positions of aircraft approaching final approach courses for parallel runways from opposite sides of the final approach courses. For example, an aircraft approaching the final for runway 27R from the NORTH and an aircraft approaching the final for runway 27L from the south would be on opposing bases. Base legs refer to the portion of the pattern prior to turning onto final. 2. The name of a podcast about air traffic hosted by AG and RH.

1. I was flying into Greensboro and the awesome air traffic controller had me aimed directly at the aircraft to the parallel runway; I am glad they know how to apply the separation rules for opposing bases so we didn't get too close!

2. I was listening to "Opposing Bases" yesterday and really enjoyed the show!

by hamptonATC January 6, 2018

Opportunistic conveniencer

Someone who actively seeks the most convenient route in life at every opportunity.

Person 1 "Hey man, wanna go hit the gym?"

Person 2 "Is it within walking distance?"
Person 1 "Nah man we gotta get the bus..."
Person 2 "I'll pass thanks bro"
Person 1 "Damn it, you're such an opportunistic conveniencer"

by Thewreycouncil October 22, 2019

Opposite Day

Opposite Day is a fun "game" played on another. You never know when this day takes place, but when it does, everything you say has the opposite meaning of what it would on a normal day. The quest is on to figure out when this day actually happens, so you can safeguard yourself from its horrors.

H-bird: Imma snaxe you, you snaxe
*readies sticky hand*
Snaxe: Haha, It'sssss Opposite Day today, you can't snaxe me!
H-bird: Gosh Dangit.

by Hecretary Bird July 26, 2020

Opportunistic Oppression

Revealing an otherwise invisible or indistinguishable characteristic of marginalization when advantageous to a situation.

Nicki used opportunistic oppression to get a first-class upgrade by revealing her pregnancy to the flight attendant, though you’d never be able to tell by how great she looks.

by Don Ghuffer May 29, 2020

oppoty

a measure of excellence which exceeds all others

we all need more oppoty in our lives

by Quantum Jack August 15, 2021

back opposite

South African township slang used to describe the house directly behind your house.

She stays in the house back opposite to mine.

by Zzykonn December 12, 2017