The Houston Astros have been swept again in the playoffs!
The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope
The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope
by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003
Get the Houston Astrosmug. 1.A flying U.F-111.O over the Free Tibet Chinese territory
2.A Houston Cap Carnaveral hippie freak aeronautical engineer
3.The meaniest motherfucker bombardier flying saucer in the sky ever... dropping bombs and shit on our people
2.A Houston Cap Carnaveral hippie freak aeronautical engineer
3.The meaniest motherfucker bombardier flying saucer in the sky ever... dropping bombs and shit on our people
Abwoat:
"The shit on me, the President is a true Astro-American, look at him on this photo wearing that Navy blue suit!"
Coastello:
"Sure, that dude can do the job, he can shit our shit everywhere on this planet, right in the fuck!"
"The shit on me, the President is a true Astro-American, look at him on this photo wearing that Navy blue suit!"
Coastello:
"Sure, that dude can do the job, he can shit our shit everywhere on this planet, right in the fuck!"
by Slangherinthenight May 18, 2008
Get the Astro-Americanmug. Shitty ass team that cheats in order to win. Everett never tagged Molina at 2nd base and knew he didn't but agreed with the umpire's call. Fuck you Everett. I hope your balls get chewed off by an elephant. I'm glad you lost to the White Sox and want to assure you that you'll never get to the World Series again.
by fuckhouston December 28, 2005
Get the Houston Astrosmug. A slang term used to describe anal sex. "Astro" refers to Astroglide, a popular personal lubricant generally required for anal sex, and "Livin" refers to a way of life.
by Wicked Slayer January 12, 2009
Get the astro livinmug. Looking like you're working, with no chance of any kind of productivity.
A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.
A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.
Eric: Hey, Dan is working hard on those business processes.
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?
by BlueLew January 14, 2010
Get the Taking Astro for a Walkmug. .astro._1 aka my fav mutual on tiktok.i love them so much, they are also pretty funny ig🙄thanks for carrying me in genshin and being one of my coolest friend<33 arigato uwu
by fischlmain June 30, 2021
Get the .astro._1mug. When jumping sends you into space because of how fat you are, or when your fat flaps are big enough to propel you into space.
by Zynxos March 12, 2024
Get the Astroingmug.