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billie eilish obsession

a billie eilish obsession is when you are obsessed with billie eilish, you would do anything for her no matter what. you put her infront of anyone.
“your billie eilish obsession is getting out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
excuse you? everything.”
by stinky_ass November 2, 2023
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Taylor swift obsession

a taylor swift obsession is when you’re obsessed with taylor swift and would do anything for her. for example, when you hear a word from her song used in a basic sentence you’ll start singing it, when you see the number 13 or see anything related to taylor swift you’ll think of her and when you think of going to the eras tour you’ll start crying
“your taylor swift obsession is getting a bit out of hand. what’s so special about her anyway?”
excuse you? everything.”
by foreverwinter February 11, 2024
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Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder

Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder (JCOD) is a disorder in people (usually white men. white women can be too) where they are obsessed with Japanese Culture. It can be a phase or chronic. Cases include:

Mild: Likes japanese culture. Watches anime but other shows too. Talks about it rarely so it’s not annoying. Eats japanese food a good bit. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they respect their opinion. This is Usually Chronic.

Mid: Loves japanese culture. They watch anime a lot and rarely watch other shows. They talk about the culture a lot, and they eat japanese food a lot. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they say “ok” but are mad about it. This can be Chronic or a Phase.

Severe: Extremely Obsessed with the culture. All they watch is anime. All they talk about is japanese culture. They eat japanese food for most of their meals. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they get super defensive about it and if it’s their friend, they unfriend them. In rare cases, they may even be part of the buddhist religion. This is usually a phase.

Please keep in mind that JCOD doesn’t affect Japanese People because this is their culture that they are part of.
Mild:

Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: That’s fine. I like it.

Mid:
Hobo 1: I don’t like anime
Hobo 2: Ok
(later in the day hobo 2 acts like a dick)

Severe
Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: F**k you. We’re not friends anymore
Hobo 1: Bro u got japanese cultural obsession disorder
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024
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Obsesslow

Refers to the League of Legends ranked elo in which the washed up player "0bsess" can be found. This is also known as Master 200 LP.
I lost so many games, dude. I'm in Obsesslow now.
Oh, no. You are playing in Obsesslow.
by L9_SPACEGLIDER September 22, 2021
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alt.nerd.obsessive

(spoken alternative: "alt dot nerd dot obsessive")

Origins: Said by Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons in the second episode of the seventh season, "Radioactive Man". Bart asked CBG who would star in the new Radioactive Man movie, and CBG went to a website called "alt.nerd.obsessive" to retrieve the information.

1. (n.) Fictional website on the Simpsons.

2. (adj.) Extreme nerdiness on specific topic.

3. (adj.) Desire to get detailed information on nerdy topic.
- Example One:

Bart: "Who's gonna play Radioactive Man?"

Comic Book Guy: "I will tell you in exactly seven minutes." (Sits at computer.) "Okay, here we are, alt.nerd.obsessive. Need know star RM pic."

- Example Two:

Bob: "Steve, I just made 50 new Simpsons memes!"

Steve: "Someone's a little alt dot nerd dot obsessive."
by freakpowerticket February 23, 2010
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Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder

Common to many gamers, OCRD is the obsessive compulsive reloading of weapons in FPSs in order to maintain a full clip at any given time.

Generally this presents as reloading before and after every encounter in a game even if only 1 or 2 shots were fired and the clip has 60 rounds. A gamer with the disorder will experience the distracting need to reload if they know their clip isn't full, similar to an itch or a nervous tic of other OCDs.

In its worse presentations, OCRD will leave a player absent-mindedly reloading before the action has finished, perhaps after killing one or a few enemies while more are still shooting at the player. This leaves the player useless and vulnerable for upwards of 5 to 10 seconds.
Gamer's friend: "Why are you so shit now? You used to be awesome at CoD."

Gamer: "Ah man. I have OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder) bad! I keep having to reload needlessly in the middle of action and getting raped because of it. It's ruining everything and I just can't stop myself."

Gamer's friend: "Oh yea man, we've all had that. Sucks to be you, I guess."
by Gdwlf December 14, 2010
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Obsessinate

A combination of the words Obsessed and Assasinate.
Best used to describe somebody who is so in love that they cannot stand the idea of anybody else getting close to the object of their desire. They can become so consumed with jealousy that they often fantasize about killing said persons.
'Bob loves Kelly so much that he dreams about killing any other guy who tries to gets near her.'

Bob is showing obsessinate behaviour.
Bob is an obsessinator.
Bob thinks about commiting an obsessination.
by Sir Eef April 30, 2009
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