Pizza Menu

Slang for the booklet of rules a workplace issues new employees.

Hey Phil! I know Scott is new to this, you get him his pizza menu yet?

by darealbossman February 15, 2024

childrens menu

Code for obamas underground child labor service. Defines whether they plan on torturing the child with an apache helicopter or the leg of an elmo doll

Boi lets which one off the childrens menu u wanna use on this cancer kid

by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017

Menu Rushed

Being rushed to order something at a restaurant because you have showed up late to the restaurant. Your friends are ordering their food and the waitress/waiter is waiting for your order. You either get to only glance over the menu or you never get the chance at all. You are menu rushed.

I was menu rushed at the diner the other night because i showed up late.

I ordered a sandwich that i didn't even want the other night because i was menu rushed.

by SnlCrazy11 November 28, 2012

Menu Detector

Menu detector is an object that is used to detect menus. It can be food menus, drink menus, or any other menus. This word is accidentally invented by a highly retarded kid during english language class.

Mr. Brian likes to use menu detector during weddings.

by ilikeyoungboys April 13, 2023

affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D

An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

main menu boss

when the Gearbox does the Risk of Rain 2 dlc, and fucks it up so bad console bois literally can't play the game. A true gearbox moment.

R.I.P. ROR2 - Cause of death: T2 Interactive

"Wassup bro I been trying to play the new Risk of Rain 2 update with the heavily advertised couch coop for consoles, but I'm stuck on the main menu boss. My homie plugged in a second controller to help me beat him, in reponse the boss deleted my entire save, and downloaded Randy Pitchfork's USB stick onto my Xbox, getting me arrested by Chris Hansen!"

by kingoflag August 31, 2024

The dollar menu

Slang for prostitution

That chicken from high school made the dollar menu and I watched Jamal place an order

by Atom Ekwillz Adam October 13, 2022