the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012

cock in front of the cabin

To put the cock in front of the cabin is when one brings something they don't want onto themselves by their own actions. Simialr to waving the red flag at the bull, this could take the form of setting someone else up with an irresistable insult accidentally or leading someone on inadvertantly.

Jenny was pissed last night because I kept trying to have sex with her, but she really put the cock in front of the cabin when she came over to talk at midnight wearing nothing but stilleto heels, crotchless panties, and a lobster bib.

by Mr.Quackers5380 November 20, 2009

cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch

1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.

1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush

by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005

cock fucking son of a bitch

people who deserve the upmost hatred.for their stupidity

you: john give me your spare pencil for the test 6th hour

john: no

you: you cock fucking son of a bitch give me your pencil now.

by william h. October 17, 2005

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020

cock sucking pile of shit

A sobriquet for an utter disgrace of a human being. A synergistic combination of person that is both worse than excrement and worse than a cum guzzler.

Donald Trump is a cock sucking pile of shit

by Twice removed November 21, 2021

Cock as in chicken of course

Something you say after you said cock in the Christian server you were in

Im gonna eat your cock
cock as in chicken of course

by PsychoTurtle990 March 3, 2021