numpty

numpty (numpti) noun, col, nowt in, empty One who makes it so apparent to the average motorist that they are completely unsuited to the technology and complexity of guiding a vehicle on the Queens highway that they should be stopped, dragged from that vehicle, slapped about the head with a copy of the highway code and made to use public transport.

Thus making said Queens highway more accessable to Pistonheaders

see also: muppet

by apache January 6, 2004

numpty

A dopey northerner

Paul Robinson is a numpty

by Ashley Wilson October 7, 2003

numpty

a person who is silly /bit is a idiot

ginga ya numpty!!!!!!!

by leane December 28, 2005

NUMPTY

Someone who calls himself Chickey and has ginger hair

The Chickey is a right numpty

by Nishyboy September 18, 2003

NUMPTY

NUMP-TEE someone so stupid that he starts fights with evil b*****ds like satan and ME! also he has the muscle tension of a Kit-kat and can not even lift a computer monitor on his own

(see also) martin friend

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

numpty

Numpty: 1. a rare carcenogenic orchid native to the congo driven from there natural habitat by migrant guatemalan farmers and the north american grey squirrel now indigenous to the interior of 21 ft scaffold tubes marked with yellow paint.

2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.

Usage: CEO of SGB (Scaffold Gt Britain): Ted I wonder if the Numpties will bloom early this year?

Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!

by Cheekygreenmug January 23, 2004

numpty

Bollington is full of them
and it is the cricket clubs favourite word

bollington is numptyville

look at those numptys

by kristina September 13, 2004