numpty

paul the scaffolder from m/boro i work with

paul you numpty get up hear.

by lee10ant December 14, 2008

Nuptial

that fat thing on really fat people. It is the dome-shaped fat protruding from the pelvic bone. giving the appearance that a fatass is attempting to build the deathstar above their privates

Dude adjust the wheel, your nuptial is making us swerve.

by david minervini November 12, 2003

numetal

a special type of laxative discovered in the 1990s designed to induce explosive diarrhea by simulating the sound of explosive diarrhea

If high-fiber fruits, vegetables and whole grains aren't resulting in a bowel movement in over 48 hours, it may be time to try some numetal

by tmtenacious February 18, 2011

numpty head

An individual whos head is so confused they are forever making mistakes. A polite way of calling somone a dick head!

Why have you come out of the house with no trousers on you numpty head!

by nutman17 May 24, 2007

numpty

In the kitchen, a 'numpty' refers to the person or persons who :

a) Leave empty boxes in fridges and storage areas
b) thaw chicken stock in hot water
c) use 9 different containers for the same product
d) dont have a clue of wtf is going on around them

"That new kid is a right numpty"

"have you seen the numpty who left this empty box in the freezer?"

by Phil Scarfone August 3, 2007

Numpkin

A magic blue haired elf that will attract you great wealth or extreme misfortune.

Jerry brought a Numpkin with him on his trip and never came back!

by Chris Armes August 10, 2006

numpty

computer illiterate people that really think the computer can think for itself, cook its own dinner and do the ironing, will have the ultimate answer to everything and doesnt need any numpty input.

The numpty always rings customer services because they can't find the "any" key!!!

by numpty dodger October 10, 2006