Nuclearly pwned

Whe you are being beaten so badly, and you have a 30% chance or less at still winning, you could sometimes scream this.

Clan 1: oooooommggggg guys we are getting nuclearly pwned to shit. we might as well quit.

Clan 2: hell yeah guys we got these bitches! lol noobs

by Charlie kempf March 25, 2008

Nuclear Shitsplosion

When you swallow a quarter and it acts as a manhole cover for your anus. Then after a few days it releases unexpectedly in your pants, sighing with release but then realizing you did it in class.

I was at the arcade and someone threw a quarter and it went down my throat. The next three days I was afraid to bend over because I was going to have a nuclear shitsplosion.

by Theepicboss2 January 31, 2017

Nuclear Bomb + 72 Year Old Trump

A BIG ASS EXPLOSION

Reporter: Mr.Wray, what would be the worst situation currently?
Mr.Wray: Nuclear Bomb + 72 Year Old Trump
Reporter: Excuse Me?
Random Guy In the Crowd" A BIG ASS EXPLOSION!

by THATGUYYOUKNOWWHOCLAPPEDURMOM November 29, 2018

Nuclear Atomic

Nuclear Atomic is a username in his own kind. It's someone you should know what he or she's capable of. Nuclear Atomic describes the word of power. Like some would throw you into a nuclear zone full of radiation. You will most likely see this name in videogames or as a profile on internet sites. However you should always know his power and be aware of it. In games he would smash you 'till your death. Nuclear Atomic is not known for its toxicity, but known as a "Player toxic maker". He eventually could ruin your day as an opponent. But if you are on his side, you'll have the greatest time ever. If some is a Nuclear Atomic, then people are anxiety around HIS reality. But remember: A Nuclear Atomic would only hurt you, when you hurt him.

ICrack90sinFN: "Hey I got smashed in VIDEOGAME"

Anonymous: "Or bruh dude you're so bad just quit"

ICrack90sinFN: "It was Nuclear Atomic"

Anonymous: "Holy mother of god... Bless you."

by Nuclear Atomic July 14, 2021

Nuclear Throne

A game made by Vlambeer where you can play as a slew of characters including a fish, a dandelion, the illuminati, and a shard of amethyst. In the game, you fight enemies such as pigeons with guns and teleporting crystals through way too many levels to reach the legendary radioactive recliner. It starts out "easy" and then turns into pure hell once you get past the final boss.

There is no end to the game. It just keeps on going, getting harder and harder and decreasing my sanity more and more. what did I do to deserve such cruel and unusual punishment?

10/10. Will make you wake up thinking "Damn, I gotta reach that nuclear throne."

also, just a side note, fuck elite sheilders.

Damn, I wish Nuclear Throne did not exist.

by DaMemeMan5 December 22, 2021

Nuclear War

Something that's always just around the corner, depending on who you're listening to.

Person 2: "Looks like Person 1 was given the day off."
Person 3: "Christ.. if PRESIDENT HERE keeps this up, we'll be on the verge of Nuclear War any day now!"

by LordHookie April 13, 2022

nuclear spoon

A person who farts a lot in there sleep because they ate to much food off a spoon.

Jared went out for dinner and came home with a nuclear spoon.

by Anon Wanon June 3, 2016