Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.

When running a marathon avoid Lotus Notes after the first ten miles.

by Ginni the wretch June 28, 2022

slacker notes

When in class looking like you’re taking notes but you’re dozing on purpose. Not like Sleep notes, where you fall asleep while trying to take notes. With Slacker notes you have no intention of taking notes, just catching up on sleep.

Bro, Professor Smith is so boring, I just take slacker notes.

by Partsdriver July 17, 2022

Black notes

Salary or wage thats paid off record to avoid income tax or to fit into a tax bracket

My boss didn’t doesn’t give me a salary, he just pays me in black notes

by anon6958 June 26, 2023

DDX Notes

DDX: Where 'D' stands for dazzling notes, 'D' for dynamic discussions, and 'X' for the extra boost to your study experience! DDX is not just a platform; it's your study sidekick on the journey to acing exams. Dive into DDX, where learning meets laughter and notes are as cool as the 'X' in our name!

Studying without DDX Notes is like navigating a ship without a compass.

by Faironic November 20, 2023

The Piano Notes Gc

A super cool harry potter twitter stan groupchat where a bunch of crazy ass girls simp for every character in harry potter, till they cry over how much they want to start a life with them 😋

“omg do you know who the piano notes gc is?”

“no, who tf are they?”

“trust me, you don’t want to know.. they are crazy ass bitches”

by rynnlovesyou November 11, 2020

Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 23, 2020

I'll Put That In My Notes

The proper way to respond to pointless internet argument, consisting of insults being thrown around. Usually used to end the conversation.

Person 1: You're so fucking stupid.
Person 2: I'll put that in my notes.

"I'll put that in my notes."

by Your Sister March 7, 2015