Scholar's Dilemma

When your balls itch, but you're at school

1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school

by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Party Scholar

A College Student, Post Grad or anyone devoting themselves to higher education who both kills their academic work in addition to getting "John Daly Drunk" at least 3 times a week. Such human beings have a higher sense of satisfaction with life, are more desired by the opposite sex and generally just win at life.

John woke up absolutely shit-housed for his advanced chem test and still got the second highest score. That kid is a genuine party scholar

by PrinceHarry11 August 4, 2013

wannabe scholar

college students that only go to the library on finals week

guy #1: hey man I'm headed to the library

guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar

by Eh! Dean-o May 24, 2011

Scholar

Cletus Bartholomew

Who’s that fella? Oh that’s just clit, what a scholar

by Clitorus Clinton July 18, 2021

Urban Scholar

another term for a gangster, often used sarcastically as an insult to intelligence

Did you hear about the gang shooting? One guy bumped into the other by mistake and all hell broke loose.
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?

by hatebigwords July 23, 2023

Scholared

Outsmarting your opponent, typically with skill, facts or data rather than the anecdotal or supposition.

"Jazz bro, 2 + 2 = 4, not 5, get fucking scholared dumbass."

by Chadams April 15, 2023