Deer 1: wanna have sex
Deer 2: no we are the same gender
Deer 1: it's June man grow some balls
*gay deers have sex*
Deer 2: no we are the same gender
Deer 1: it's June man grow some balls
*gay deers have sex*
by Gaydeer June 03, 2021
A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.
by Possum Kicker August 03, 2017
When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.
by alwaysreamin October 11, 2015
Duck: I rode up next a deer on my atv and jumped on its back and slit its throat and ate it.
Me: No you didn't.
*later that day
Random Person: Hey Duck I heard you killed a dear with your bare hands.
Duck: Dude I never said that, it was Billy.
Random Dude: Deer killer.
Me: No you didn't.
*later that day
Random Person: Hey Duck I heard you killed a dear with your bare hands.
Duck: Dude I never said that, it was Billy.
Random Dude: Deer killer.
by deerkiller November 30, 2007
An eastern european truck driver who rescues a deer only to have sexual intercourse with it, while using mud as lube
by Backspace123 March 11, 2016
A ghost-like haunting deer that are usually located in local parks. Many a teen have gone to the park late at night in order to tackle down this creature. They are known for their bizarre cry, "queal".
by Miao December 03, 2006