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deer penis

A deer penis is a 12 inch dick๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ†
Frank: Hey bro I have a deer penis

Jentson: TMI bro but good for u I guess
by Frank_block77 April 25, 2016
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Deer-Fucker

An eastern european truck driver who rescues a deer only to have sexual intercourse with it, while using mud as lube
I just saw this baby deer by the road and fucked he shit out of it... I'm such a Deer-Fucker
by Backspace123 July 31, 2016
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gay deer

A deer with sexual interests far beyond the normal deer mind.
Deer 1: wanna have sex
Deer 2: no we are the same gender
Deer 1: it's June man grow some balls
*gay deers have sex*
by Gaydeer June 3, 2021
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deer killer

a person who tells tall tales and then denies it later when called out about it.
Duck: I rode up next a deer on my atv and jumped on its back and slit its throat and ate it.

Me: No you didn't.

*later that day

Random Person: Hey Duck I heard you killed a dear with your bare hands.

Duck: Dude I never said that, it was Billy.

Random Dude: Deer killer.
by deerkiller December 29, 2007
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Deer Cake

When someone exhales their vape into a bottle of vodka and makes the vodka bottle smokey. The end result is deer cake
Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.
by Gohawks14 November 21, 2022
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deer biscuit

A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.
"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"
by Possum Kicker August 3, 2017
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City Deer

Urban black people who run across the street with no regard to street signs or lights
I hit a city deer and kept on driving, but my windshield is fucked
by johnhardy11 December 19, 2011
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