need a noose

Bro, you good?

“I need a noose.”
“What you need is a good friend you can talk to.”

by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020

squeaky noose

Twitchy bum

I've got a squeaky noose

by Squeakynoose September 8, 2017

Blue Noose

An overused google pic used for edgy people that want attention

Yo that guy is so gay he needs to get a blue noose

by AkiseAru March 3, 2018

to noose

to hang yourself u fuckwits

According to all known laws of how to noose,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

by bengt-olof February 2, 2017

Noose

NOOSE - National Office of Security Enforcement. The swat team from the video game GTA 5.

I hate noose so much. They always get in my way when I’m doing missions.

by Nelson16hockey December 17, 2020

Noose in a bucket

Everythings in shambles; re: a persons' life, mind, and soul.

Damn that clerk really had my noose in a bucket with that one.

by Guardo St. Jergen November 8, 2021

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021