Noosed

When a guy keeps stringing you on telling you he wants to see you and stands you up aka leaving you hanging while he spends time with with other people.

Wow, girl you really thought huh? It was so perfect and he still noosed you.

by AugustGrey July 29, 2022

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Noose

A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)

Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!

by That random brit July 28, 2023

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Noose

Noose also known as Slip knot, hang mans rope, etc

I’m going to tie a noose around my neck

by Cyclone_Sav April 21, 2021

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to noose

to hang yourself u fuckwits

According to all known laws of how to noose,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

by bengt-olof February 2, 2017

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noose caboose

When a girl takes a dance move too far and accidentally hangs herself, and then you have sex with her dead body.

Person 1: Hey what was that smell coming from your room last night?
Person 2: Oh, last night I gave Sarah a noose caboose.
Person 1: what the fu--

by flatbed_yosef April 26, 2023

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hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

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