Noncee

Victim of being nonced

Tom is not the noncee in this situation

by Salamandroidia January 7, 2020

nonceflix

referring to Netflix or other streaming networks materials for pedophiles or nonces.

no one:
Nonce: bro, let's watch nonceflix's newest cuties: the series, episode!!

by Gingermanbad September 14, 2020

Cat nonce

Someone who puts out cat food to enable them to steal someone else cat

Oi Steele please don't cat nonce the next door neighbors cat

by Repro March 29, 2020

Rex Nonce

A bloke called Rex who’s just a raging pedo

Ellis: What’s Rex Nonce doing?
Joe: Probably fiddling kids.

by PenisQueefer692572 February 18, 2023

Nonce

Derogatory term for a sex offender in prison. Now a general term for a prisoner on the vulnerable prisoner wing. Contrary to other definitions, the actual origins of Nonce are: Not Of Normal Criminal Element. This was because in times past, prisoners (whether sex offenders or not) were not "Normal" for whatever reason. Recently, the phrase has bastardised into just referring to sex offenders.

I see that pervert's on the nonce wing.

That nonce needs his bollocks chopping off

by Bob Briggs May 2, 2011

nonce

British slang for "pedophile." A really disgraceful group of bastards native to playgrounds, schools, and vestries.

Nobody has less fun in prison than a nonce.

by VA-Flans February 24, 2009

nonce fodder

1. (noun) A young child, dressed to impress.

2. exclamation, similar to cunty bollocks.

1. Hey son, why are you wearing those leather trousers, you're right nonce fodder you.

2. Oh nonce fodder

by Kristofa January 31, 2005