Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.
Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!
Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!
by Chronic Beatboxer April 9, 2020

by -Flint June 5, 2020

by Mark wahlburg October 26, 2018

Shannon Brigs
by Hanifreij95 January 7, 2020

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"
by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022

No one
Absolutely no one
Friend: I stuck my head down the toilet and accidentally flushed it off.
Me: What a nonce!!!
Absolutely no one
Friend: I stuck my head down the toilet and accidentally flushed it off.
Me: What a nonce!!!
by Sir. Wankalot May 7, 2020
