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Nonce

A pedo or someone acting dodgy in a weird way towards kids
Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.

Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!
by Chronic Beatboxer April 9, 2020
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nonce

A nonce is a person that like to stalk children!, so basically a nonce is a pedophile
J0ngle is a Sweaty Nonce !
or

J0ngle like to be a nonce because he likes kids!
by -Flint June 5, 2020
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Nonce

Someone who acts in a nonsensical manner
Look at Sabatha, he is such a nonce.
by Mark wahlburg October 26, 2018
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Shannon Brigs
You are a "nonce" Logan Paul and Jake Paul and the rest of Vietnam
by Hanifreij95 January 7, 2020
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Nonce

Jake's grandad is a nonce
by Nimesh June 12, 2017
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(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"
by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022
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Nonce

A person that has no shame in doing something bad or stupid in general
No one
Absolutely no one
Friend: I stuck my head down the toilet and accidentally flushed it off.
Me: What a nonce!!!
by Sir. Wankalot May 7, 2020
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