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noses

Origin of "noses," is most likely from the card game in which players attempt to grab spoons before their opponents and place them on their nose when a player has accumulated four of a kind. The last one to do so, drops out of the game and all others are still in.

In respects, noses is a silent form of, not it. It is used to exclude one party from a desired item or action. When a situation arises where not every person in the group can benefit from, one person calls noses and places the index finger on the tip of the nose. Every else follows suit and keeps their finger on their nose until the game is over. The last person, or the one who doesn’t, is the loser, and therefore does not get what is being sought after.

Noses works in ways, opposite to shoddy
A: Listen guys, I can fit only 3 people in my car, so that means one of you has to get left behind.
B: Alright... Noses! *places finger on nose*
C: *places finger on nose*
D: *places finger on nose*
E: ... shit.
A: See ya later, E.
by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005
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teh noes

n. the worst possible thing imaginable

adj. of or relating to the worst possible thing imaginable
by mizzer December 11, 2003
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Relax and Take Notes

A variation of the phrase Netflix and Chill, which refers to sexual actions. The name was inspired by a gif of Alvin and the chipmunks receiving oral sex which shows up when typing “relax and take notes” into the gif search of the popular communication app Discord.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna relax and take notes?
Person 2: Haha, sure.
by The GCC August 9, 2021
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Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.
Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"
by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010
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Node

A combination of a needle dick and a chode. A needle chode.
Is that a needle dick or a chode?

Its a node!
by ihaveanode March 29, 2010
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noderator

A moderator that does not understand how to moderate on a internet forum.
This guy is the best noderator I have ever seen. He just lets any troll in the topic turkey-bacon the post.
by yoBdaBenO March 1, 2009
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Noest

The most no, it's just a meme that I'm trying to make, if you're in a no yes fight with someone, noest is there for you, once you say noest, you won!
Are we going to work on our project??

Alex - Yes
Adir - No
Alex - Yes!
Adir - Noest
by idk, really, just Hydro June 1, 2020
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