A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.
“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”
by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023
Get the communist baptismmug. After fucking a chick on the rag, you coat your thumb in the blood on your dick, tap it to her forehead as she goes down to clean up the mess. Also called an AISLE 5 BAPTISM
I met this chick lastnight and she started her period while we were fucking. I gave her a Hindu Baptism to bless her before she "cleaned me up".
by GAOpticsGuru June 6, 2023
Get the Hindu Baptismmug. Reverse Baptism (noun)
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.
by Pete Heski June 19, 2025
Get the Reverse Baptismmug. When you go to take a dump and you fall through the seat, and your butt cheeks hit the toilet water.
by trippdophine August 9, 2023
Get the Booty Baptismmug. by syconic January 19, 2024
Get the hindu baptismmug. by MdoubleT December 25, 2023
Get the Chicago baptismmug. When it’s your first time having a man dump his cum on your face and you like it. The holy waters make you a born again gayboi✌️😌
“Hey how did you realise you were gay?”
“To be honest bro it was my gay baptism- the holy water took my soul and hole to a new place”
“To be honest bro it was my gay baptism- the holy water took my soul and hole to a new place”
by Meanqueen August 11, 2025
Get the Gay baptismmug.