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nicolas trillby

The God of Trill. Always wears a Trilby.
"Hey bro, did you pick up those hoes last night?"
"Hell yeah I did, thank you Nicolas Trillby!"

or

"Hey what the hell I just got ripped off by my crack dealer!"
"I guess Nicolas Trillby doesn't want you to get high."
nicolas trillby by Nicolas Trillby November 2, 2013

Nicolas Cage 

An actor who is physically unable to show restraint when accepting film roles. The quality of the role is reflected in the length of his hair. A neat haircut will surely garner some sort of critical recognition (e.g. Leaving Las Vegas, Lord Of War, Adaptation) One of the few actors in Hollywood to get incrementally worse with each role. Also, he has a tendency to appear in odd publications such as Serbian textbooks and Civil War photographs. He is possibly inhuman, inflicting generations of unsuspecting movie goers for generations to come.
"Nicolas Cage is the finest actor of our generation". -Nicolas Cage, Academy Award speech 1995.

"I'm just glad he was never in the Godfather". -Francis Ford Coppola

"He was an absolute pleasure to work with, truly an extraordinary talent". -The Mop from The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Nicolas Cage by UncleJessC July 27, 2012

Nicolas Pépé 

Reincarnation of Henry. Known for creating chances, shooting, dribbling, passing and cold celebrations. Future best Ivorian player of all time.
If you can't already see it I feel sorry for you but Nicolas Pépé's good at dribbling, he's good at creating chances, he's good at shooting, dribbling, passing, what's he not good at blood? He's the reincarnation of Henry. In fact, Wallahi I'll take him over Henry
Nicolas Pépé by afcjuan1 May 24, 2021

Nicolas Cage 

the ability to figure out impossible stuff from very, very abstract and vague clues, much like nicolas cage.
"My cat had a rash on its tummy that looked like an eagle so I fed it a dollar bill and it lead me to treasure in the back yard!"

"You Nicolas Cage'd that shit!"
Nicolas Cage by SUG4RPLUMx September 6, 2009

Nicolas Sturniolo 

Most amazing and kind caring human out there, he cares for others and loves his brothers.

Nicolas Caging 

The act of gradually destroying your own success, or burning up your good will.

Even though Nicolas Cage is one of the highest paid celebrities in the world, the actor is broke and lives paycheck-to-paycheck to afford his millionaire lifestyle (he owns castles, plural). So now the more terrible movies he does (just to get paid), the more people forget what they liked about him. He's downward spiraling. He's Nicolas Caging.

AKA the slow, humiliating Crash and burn.
"How's my new job going? Honestly, I should update my resume, because I am just Nicolas Caging this thing into the ground."

"Our first date was going really well, but then I told her like a hundred knock-knock jokes. Yeah, she pretty much lost interest once I started Nicolas Caging..."

"Did you hear about that guy who won the lottery and is now on welfare? That's some hard-core Nicolas Caging right there."
Nicolas Caging by ColinStandsUp November 3, 2011