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Newman dinosaur

(noun) the scientific name for the Dilophosaurus, according to the system of binomial nomenclature

(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered Newman (Wayne Knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in Jurassic Park, not Seinfeld)
**While browsing VHS tapes at Goodwill, Max and Tim come across several copies of Jurassic Park**

Max: What’s your favorite scene in JP?
Tim: Definitely the part where the Newman dinosaur kills Newman.

**Max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist...**

Max: Newman! (in Jerry’s distrustful, baleful voice)
by Maxwell Dope August 23, 2014
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Grace Newman

A Ranga bitch that fucks people and is essentially a slut.
Hey, did you here about how Grace Newman fucked Angus Naiper whilst he was fucking Jasmine Fincher at the same time?
Fuck off. Seriously. Angus Naiper is a ugly fuck anyway. But Grace Newman is a total bitch.
by OurLadyOfSion January 4, 2018
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The Newman Effect

The Newman Effect, is when a mate says he’s done nothing wrong, but we all know, he’s obviously done something wrong.

Common with white Boys named Kyle.
Mate: bro, I don’t know why she’s pissed?
You: well what did you do?
Mate: Nothing!
You: Ah, The Newman effect.
Mate: what?
You: Nvm.
by BenDoverYouFool May 23, 2019
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paul newman

legend says that when he was in college to relieve stress
he would drink a case of beer, and then complete 100 pushups and a hundred situps all within four hours.
"lets do a paul newman this weekend"
by The Mayor of Lawtown August 28, 2006
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newman

Tom: Did you watch The Godfather last night?
Greg: Yeah, it was totally newman!
by Thomas Toles November 6, 2007
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Newmanic Tribe

One of the two tribes founded at the dawning of the Earth. The Newmanic Tribe was composed of Newmans

Their enemy was the Conanic Tribe.
The Newmanic Tribe attacked, but with little gain. Some say they tried too hard, with too little to offer.
by Steven April 6, 2004
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tyler newman

An extremely hot ass bitch that is a little bit of a Fuck boy and a stoner. He also likes to slurp PUSSY.
by Slightbslut1432 November 10, 2017
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