A man or woman that will try and pick up your spouse or partner by way of the internet. Also they will use other forms of technology to do this. The sms or text message is one of their preferred methods also. This usually happens behind ones back. Also this is predominantly a male thing, nothing can be done about it, confronting ones partner or spouse and accusing them of flirting with these people will backfire and you will be the bad guy. They are extremely good at manipulation and usually have a few women/men on the go at once. Beware frequent IRC and Messenger sessions.
"im sick of these fucking net vultures tuning you"
"if that net vulture chats you up again ill kick his fucking ass" (this is a hard one to pull off, these people work behind a monitor thats why its so easy for them to feel no remorse whatsoever by picking up your partner. Although it is easy to kick a net vultures ass if you get the chance, they are usually low self esteemed geeks that cant pick up women in the real world.
"if that net vulture chats you up again ill kick his fucking ass" (this is a hard one to pull off, these people work behind a monitor thats why its so easy for them to feel no remorse whatsoever by picking up your partner. Although it is easy to kick a net vultures ass if you get the chance, they are usually low self esteemed geeks that cant pick up women in the real world.
by P. Rickshaw October 9, 2007
Get the net vulturemug. (noun) the loose portion of jeans dangling below the butt-region; typically found on those people with wide, flat asses who are unable to properly fill-out their jeans
by front porch April 9, 2007
Get the poop netmug. a person who spends days on the internet at a time. usually late at night or very early in the morning.
he's a recluse and a net-fucker!
by freezerbag February 5, 2009
Get the net-fuckermug. Ironically, these definitions will probably all mysteriously disappear from the internet, should there come a day when society truly needs to understand what it is. How convenient...
Now that net neutrality is a thing of the past, all content on the internet is under the direct jurisdiction of the government...or the highest bidder
by Visari01 September 9, 2014
Get the Net Neutralitymug. 
The networked computers GIS students use to produce maps. The computers crash and get overloaded with software calculations occasionally taking hours of map data and flushing it down the toilet. Simply in reference that your computer is crashing or F***ing you over...
by TOMcatXENO March 27, 2007
Get the Sky Netmug. by whitey McWhite May 11, 2004
Get the aqua netmug.