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neoconcensus

the number of rightwing assholes it took to wreck US credi(t)bility.
the neoconcensus includes everyone who believes the gummint 911 conspiracy theory.
by veedeebee April 19, 2009
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neocon

1. Any person who is winning an argument with a liberal

2. Catch all term used by liberals when they think they've been using Nazi too much.

3. A common element found in conspiracy theories.
1. Conservative: Al Sharpton is not a nice man, he's played a big part in instigating racial violence, and many of his statements are anti-Semitic
Liberal: You neocon bastards hate black people.

2. Conservative: Free speech is important in all situations even when it offends people.
Liberal: You're just a Nazi.
Conservative: In fact offensive speech sometimes is necessary, the Declaration of Independence may have been offensive to King George
Liberal: Shut up you Nazi
Conservative: Can you argue by doing something other than calling me a Nazi?
Liberal: shut up you necon

3. Bush and the Neo-cons caused 9-11
by Graham P Shaw December 24, 2008
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neoconservative

Neoconservative is a movement in the United States, started by political visionary Irving Kristol, that consists of former socialists who saw the truly parasitic evil that socialism represents. They then became "former liberals mugged by reality". During the cold war, Neocons represented an important ideological bloc against communist aggression from the Soviet Union and genocidal China. Neoconservatives believe in spreading modern enlightened values and democratic ideals across the world, if necessary, by military intervention. They have made some mistakes, like the Iraq war, but they are still an important and decent political movement. Their domestic policies don't have any particular ideological tilt, but they are mainly involved in US foreign policy. Leftist idiots and morons often attack and insult neoconservatives, but that's because socialists and liberals are suicidally anti-social.

Economically, Neoconservatives believe in fair trade and free market economy, so they support NAFTA. Neoconservatives are very powerful, and have a lot of influence in the White House. A lot of political think tanks are Neoconservative. For further details, see the wikipedia article on neoconservative.
Not to be confused with paleoconservatives, who are Nazis in disguise.
A neoconservative believes in free trade and the propagation of modern democracy in backward countries.
by Realpolitik October 22, 2007
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Jon Newcomer

A professional, independent wrestler out of the Philly area, 18 years young and as is the all proclaimed Prophet of Pro Wrestling. His finishing maneuver the "Ginger Snap" pays homage to his Auburn locks.
Jon Newcomer is going to make his opponent tap to the snap
by Ahhhhh to the Naaaaa January 15, 2011
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Savannah Newcomb

Savannah Newcomb is the reason I'm 80% Lesbian
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Neocon

Neocons: A fabricated politico group that according to the most liberal of left wing ideologists; Bound and determined to make you believe that GOD should be in every aspect of ones life, that Big Business is second only to GOD, that government should know everything you're doing and if it doesn't jive with Big Business or GOD then it's illegal. Neocons believe that anything enjoyable is sin, sex is meant for pro-creation, not pleasure, any and all drugs are bad mkay.
The neocon epithet is tossed around much like a racial slur however it does not single out race. "anyone" can be a neocon. It only has one simple requirement. Disagree with anything from the left, especially the most socialist left wing of the democratic party, Al Gore, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, etc.

To a radical left winger disagreeing with any of the statements of the aforementioned individuals ipso facto means that you are not "thinking for yourself" and thereby a sheep to the right. If you question anything from the extreme left, then you are "stupid" "retarded" a "follower"

So in order to be a "free thinker" and not a "neocon" you must and shall obey every request made to you by the democratic party. Never question any appearance of impropriety, and automatically write it off as neocon propaganda. Because to question the mighty and tenacious "D" is not "American" and not "Patriotic" All energies must be applied to questioning and accusing the evil "R" while ignoring the other party altogether. This is what is expected. No exceptions.
Anyone who disagrees with the radical left is a "Neocon"
by Voodguru August 3, 2009
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