newman look

a dirty , dissaproving look , often given after being told the person giving the look has used a tone .

"did you hear that tone ?"
"she's giving you the newman look :|"

by rebekaaa September 30, 2007

Neuman Paddle

A vicious device that makes even the strongest nursing student tremble in fear. This paddle is given every semester to nursing students that involves grinding, tearing, mashing, and ripping the nursing students rectum. The paddle consists of many small serrated edged spikes with several larger spikes more towards the center. These spikes are poison tipped and will cause extreme inflammation and pain for several days to several weeks. In addition to these spikes, in the center of the paddle, there is a large dildo 18 inches long and 3 inches wide. This dildo spins out 90 degrees in a circular motion upon penetration when making contact with the inside of the rectum. The dildo also has box jellyfish tentacles on the head of the dildo that add to insult and injury. Prospecting nursing students may obtain severe psychological disturbances after receiving a neuman in nursing school.

The nursing student was assigned the neuman paddle and went to see a therapist and started taking medications shortly after.

by Betty's Victims April 14, 2010

Newman dinosaur

(noun) the scientific name for the Dilophosaurus, according to the system of binomial nomenclature

(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered Newman (Wayne Knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in Jurassic Park, not Seinfeld)

**While browsing VHS tapes at Goodwill, Max and Tim come across several copies of Jurassic Park**

Max: What’s your favorite scene in JP?
Tim: Definitely the part where the Newman dinosaur kills Newman.

**Max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist...**

Max: Newman! (in Jerry’s distrustful, baleful voice)

by Maxwell Dope August 23, 2014

Grace Newman

A Ranga bitch that fucks people and is essentially a slut.

Hey, did you here about how Grace Newman fucked Angus Naiper whilst he was fucking Jasmine Fincher at the same time?
Fuck off. Seriously. Angus Naiper is a ugly fuck anyway. But Grace Newman is a total bitch.

by OurLadyOfSion January 4, 2018

The Newman Effect

The Newman Effect, is when a mate says he’s done nothing wrong, but we all know, he’s obviously done something wrong.

Common with white Boys named Kyle.

Mate: bro, I don’t know why she’s pissed?
You: well what did you do?
Mate: Nothing!
You: Ah, The Newman effect.
Mate: what?
You: Nvm.

by BenDoverYouFool May 23, 2019

paul newman

legend says that when he was in college to relieve stress
he would drink a case of beer, and then complete 100 pushups and a hundred situps all within four hours.

"lets do a paul newman this weekend"

by The Mayor of Lawtown August 28, 2006

newman

An adjective meaning the greatest thing EVER.

Tom: Did you watch The Godfather last night?
Greg: Yeah, it was totally newman!

by Thomas Toles November 6, 2007