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Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005
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Nechrophilia

Nechrophilia is the fetish in which a man or woman has sexual intercourse with the deseased.
Nechrophilia is when A man or woman, would either dig up a corpse or enter a morgue and perform sexual activities on the non-living.
by Khristian Lloyd. October 16, 2008
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necro

Short for necrophiliac
one hu likes ot have sex with dead corpses
man dont fuk that dead cow every 1 will think your a necro
by jizm01 September 25, 2005
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necro

A rapper, guitarist, producer, plays keyboard, mixes, and plays bass. And does each one with eaze and perfection.
Necro's best song is One For The Butcher. Necro's guitar riff in prefix for death is so sickk.
by asebak June 11, 2008
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Afrihomo-Necrofeliniac

A Negro who engages in anal sex with dead cats. Origin: in October 1972 NY State Police arrested a man named Alex Smith, after neighbors reported seeing this large black man pick up a rotting dead cat in the alley and proceed to engage in vigorous rectal penetration with the animals corpse. State psychiatrists assigned this term for this relatively rare condition.
At the trial for Smith:
Prosecutor: So, Doctor, what is your diagnosis for this event?
Dr Wilson: In my career I have only seen 3 black man anally penetrate a dead cat. Two of these Afrihomo-Necrofeliniacs are in prison now. 1 has since escaped from custody and is being sought on new charges of sex with dead raccoons as well.
by Roger Jenson January 7, 2005
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necrodendropheliac

A necrodendropheliac is someone who likes to have sex with dead trees. :D
Person: Hey, did you know I'm a necrodendropheliac?

Tree: Wow, you should kill me and then we could totally go at it.
by Amberr July 11, 2006
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necrofiliac

An erotic attraction to corpses. "Necrofiliac' is not the way it's spelled. The correct spelling is necrophiliac. Literally "lover of the dead."
He was fired from his job at the mortuary when it was discovered he was a necrofiliac (necrophiliac).
by Robin Lucas July 26, 2006
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