Numb Nuts

How my nuts will feel after Ashley is done with them.

Ashley gave me such a good fucking, I now have Numb Nuts in my pants.

by Your daddy1232 February 24, 2012

Numb Nuts

A person that has been administered a lethal Injection to their testicular rejoin. Common after effects include loss of felling in your ball Bag.

Alternative - A person with very mental capacity or with the Itellect of a Ape.

Pat Kelner

by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

numb fuck

where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitoris, and immediatly pinching it afterwards. the man would then take his hands and cuff the cunt as hard as he can to prevent blood from entering the beat pussy. this would cause the pussy to fall asleep. once the cunt turns blue/purple the man grabs his cock and fucks the numb twat. the female should now feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into her pussy combined with an orgasm.

an example of "blood rush" would be someone tightly cuffing your wrist. causing your hand to fall asleep because the hand blocking the blood from entering through the wrist. and when he/she lets go of your wrist, you feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into your hand. (as described in the "numb fuck" practice.

by ST3V3 P. February 28, 2009

mind numbing

The term that describes the dull, drowsy, lethargic feeling a woman experiences after the act of skull fucking.

After Kim laid down her head on her pillow after Thurston released his balls into her skull, she called her best friend and described the experience as truly mind numbing.

by brainbutter February 17, 2010

Liquid Numb

a cocktail drink that comprises of 7up or Sprite mixed with Cherry Cough Syrup and/or Codeine

I've got this back pain that wont go away. I think I'll make me some Liquid Numb

by funnyjokesalot September 19, 2012

numb digger

A euphemism for dumb nigger.

What's the difference between a crippled coal miner and O.J. Simpson?

One is a numb digger.

by Bill the Cat May 22, 2008

comfortably numb

Where one sits on their hand until it goes numb, then pleasures themself in an aid to fool the mind that its not them.
Can also be used with nail polish for the visual effect

I returned home last night on my own, unsuccessful in getting laid, so went comfortably numb in a bid to relieve myself.

by The Hoffster September 15, 2007